Monday, June 18, 2007

Winding Down (Part 2)













IT seems , as is the case with so many Twins, they polarize to the opposite ends of the spectrum ,

to try and prove, I suppose,

that, Each of them is unique and different from the other.


Finally, we have heard from the "Other" Twin. Perhaps it's unfair to call this one such but for ease of Character identification, lets just call this one,

"The Evil Twin"


Come in Evil one........




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The Unvarnished Truth
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Here is the real story of why our favorite hotel Heiress, went home after just one night in the big house.
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I would have posted earlier but I've been otherwise occupied.
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And so, here it is the story you will never, ever hear, (give or take the odd little white lie) anywhere else,
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but here ,
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from me,
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the true Source.
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What...............
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You can trust a Tranny, Can't you !
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The events started with my Birthday Bash.
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Yes, She was invited but I never really expected her to come.
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You see we have friends, but the truth be known, She didn't know me at all.
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and so fate played its role as I was arrested at the Restaurant, as I was leaving my party.
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Something about Drug bust....but I was and Am innocent.
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Every drug I take has been prescribed by a registered Medial Practitioner !
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And, so
There I was in the Cell, when Little Miss Bimbo arrived.

For the Record:
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I was there first, and had claimed the Lower Bunk.
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She strolls in whining about this and that.
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She seems to think, I am the Phillipino Live-in Maid !
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She wants her bath drawn....
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RIGHT NOW !
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But what really got things going,
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was when, she says
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"How Dare You ! Get off my Bed Rightnow "
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I'm a lady, so I won't go into all that happened after that
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The News service , got it about right.
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She was sent home by the Sheriff.
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Crying and sniffling something fierce. Calling out for her Mommy.
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I think someone may have kicked her Skinny little Butt, or something,
but I wouldn't know anything about that. Would I.
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Any ways , thats the way life goes for a Gemini in June.
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The Gemini Season is over now.
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I think I survived the Celebrations.........
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Oh no.......it's gay pride week. Oh No !
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Hear we go again !
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Friday, June 15, 2007

The Season of Gemini Winds down...


This is the final Prank, from the Prankster, that lurks within every Gemini.


Enjoy.




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Oh, I don't know what to say.
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Last Night, June 13th,
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There she was strutting around in that $26.00, Crushed Velvet Dress,
she just got,
from a Vintage store, down on Melrose.
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That Angelina Jolie...well....
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she so burns me up inside.
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We use to like shopping for the same sort of things.
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But then she goes and grabs sometime right out of my hand.
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And then,
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There she was last night at the Big Event in town (Right side pic)
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strutting around, in what, should have been mine.
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And here I am, left at home (Left side Pic) in my second choice.
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well, I'm telling you, right now,
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I got the last laugh , on her because...........
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I only paid a dollar for my dress, at the Dollar Store.
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She forked out a whole lot more for her rag......like 26 Bones.
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I always though , we were friends.
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But after what she has done to me.
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I'm hurt,
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that she would not only steal my favourite dress,
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but then wear it out there for all to see.
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Any designer in the world, would give her a whole wardrobe for free,
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but no,
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she has to steal a dress from me.....go figure.
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(ring, ring, ring)
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Hello,
Oh it's you, Angelina.....the Thief calls.
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You say, your really sorry and you want to make it up to me.....
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Well,
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Well, alright, I never could stay mad at you,
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I guess that would be fair.
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You will make it up to me tomorrow, that's Friday night, right.
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Okay,
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just because your a good pal, I'll forgive you.
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Now, you be sure to send Brad over for the night, with clean underwear, Ya hear .
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And he had better not be late !
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Bye Bye Angie. Love Ya !
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